Posts Tagged kimwar

It does a body bad.

21 April 2012
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Is Kimberly a foody?  Yes, but in the same way a wino is a connoisseur.  Obviously, the wino prefers a noble vintage, but he’ll drink Thunderbird if need be and have a good time doing it.

Here’s a good example of some assaults to Kimberly’s pallet.  She lives in a land where corner bodegas and mini-franchise markets offer “meal deals”.  Wanna know a secret? If it rhymes, it’s probably not super classy.   All of the meals she reviews and photographs defiantly fall into the category of “too good to be true”.   Have you ever had the two dollar breakfast buffet in Vegas?  Well, I’ve had it in Carson City, it has diminishing returns.  Now imagine having it at a gas station.  This is the kind of stuff Kim managed to not only dig up, but consume and document.

Check Kim out at KimWar!


You say Gia Gia. I say Yia Yia. It’s all Greek to us.

24 February 2012
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Let’s get this clear, Kimberly hates the term “Californ-yiayia”. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s her guilt about not living up to her middle-name sake’s trials and tribulations. For instance: Helen Fisty came up in the depression and wore 5th hand shoes that crippled her for life, Kim signed off on student loans that would add up for more than Helen made in her entire life. Helen and her cousins once heckled Bela Lugosi, live on stage, for his ridiculous Vamperic antics until the point were he interrupted his own show to tell them to shut the fuck up, Kimberly is an improv performer and tries to recreate both sides of that on a night to night basis. Also, Helen bussed down to Atlantic City for the easy scratch, and Kim is all about the free drinks at the nickle slots.

Now that you’ve read all that, it had nothing to do with Kim’s article. Take that!

Check Kim out at KimWar!